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Prank notice solid waste contamination housing fine gag
BE IT HEREBY KNOWN THAT THE OCCUPANTS OF THE RESIDENCE AT:
HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF SOLID WASTE CONTAMINATION.
ALL ADJOINING RESIDENCES SHOULD BE HEREWITH WARNED NOT TO EAT GARDEN
GROWN FOOD OR VEGETABLES, DRINK WELL WATER, OR BREATHE TOO DEEPLY.
THAT FOUL AND DISGUSTING ODOR THAT IS PERMEATING THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT
TO BE CONSTRUED AS HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH LOCAL SEWER LINES. IT IS SIMPLY
THE RESULTS OF THE EXCESSIVE FOOD THAT YOU INGEST.
CITY HEALTH INSPECTOR, CITY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
